Tuesday, November 27, 2012

HeisManzielMANIA


   As the legend of “Johnny Football” reaches a fever pitch nationwide…(ie. TebowMania)..it now seems the redshirt freshman is the Heisman frontrunner.
   
The Mugshot
  From a June arrest,(where he had three different IDs..one was real) and a pair of losses to SEC foes at home…to 4,600 total yards in a season (SEC record).upsetting #1 Alabama, a 10-2 record and the 5th college player with 3,000 yards passing and 1,000 yards rushing in a season…
  
  Johnny Manziel met the media for the first time this week…But there are still plenty of things people don’t know about the 19-year-old..known as “Johnny Football” from Tyler, Texas.
Striking the pose?

Johnny Football carved his thanksgiving turkey…with a spoon..

Johnny Football once jumped off the fiscal cliff..

Tim Tebow thinks about Johnny Football when he “Tebows”

Johnny Football made Skip Bayless forget about Tim Tebow..

The Los Angeles Lakers hired Mike D’Antoni as head coach..because Johnny Football was unavailable.

Johnny Football is actually left handed…

Johnny Football runs fast in slow motion.

Johnny Football ran the 100 yard dash in 4.1 seconds…blindfolded…backwards.

Johnny Football doesn’t sink or swim…
Not really right handed...

Football is actually Johnny Football’s worst sport…

Johnny Football could make Lane Kiffin coach of the year…

Johnny Football “sawed varsity’s horns off” with his hands behind his back.

Johnny Football doesn’t have to wait to go swimming after he eats.

Johnny Football scored a touchdown while golfing…

Auburn paid Johnny Football just to beat them this season..

Charlie Sheen only has Tiger Blood because Johnny Football wasn’t giving his up..

Johnny Football taught Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger how to land a plane on the Hudson River.

Johnny Football’s interceptions cure world hunger..

The sun wears glasses for protection from Johnny Football..

Johnny Football would never marry a Kardashian…a Kardashian would marry Johnny Football.

Johnny Football made Scooby Doo cool.
See what I mean...



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