HeisManzielMANIA

   As the legend of “Johnny Football” reaches a fever pitch nationwide…(ie. TebowMania)..it now seems the redshirt freshman is the Heisman frontrunner.

   

The Mugshot

  From a June arrest,(where he had three different IDs..one was real) and a pair of losses to SEC foes at home…to 4,600 total yards in a season (SEC record).upsetting #1 Alabama, a 10-2 record and the 5^th college player with 3,000 yards passing and 1,000 yards rushing in a season…

  

  Johnny Manziel met the media for the first time this week…But there are still plenty of things people don’t know about the 19-year-old..known as “Johnny Football” from Tyler, Texas.

Striking the pose?

Johnny Football carved his thanksgiving turkey…with a spoon..

Johnny Football once jumped off the fiscal cliff..

Tim Tebow thinks about Johnny Football when he “Tebows”

Johnny Football made Skip Bayless forget about Tim Tebow..

The Los Angeles Lakers hired Mike D’Antoni as head coach..because Johnny Football was unavailable.

Johnny Football is actually left handed…

Johnny Football runs fast in slow motion.

Johnny Football ran the 100 yard dash in 4.1 seconds…blindfolded…backwards.

Johnny Football doesn’t sink or swim…

Not really right handed...

Football is actually Johnny Football’s worst sport…

Johnny Football could make Lane Kiffin coach of the year…

Johnny Football “sawed varsity’s horns off” with his hands behind his back.

Johnny Football doesn’t have to wait to go swimming after he eats.

Johnny Football scored a touchdown while golfing…

Auburn paid Johnny Football just to beat them this season..

Charlie Sheen only has Tiger Blood because Johnny Football wasn’t giving his up..

Johnny Football taught Chesley "Sully" Sullenberger how to land a plane on the Hudson River.

Johnny Football’s interceptions cure world hunger..

The sun wears glasses for protection from Johnny Football..

Johnny Football would never marry a Kardashian…a Kardashian would marry Johnny Football.

Johnny Football made Scooby Doo cool.

See what I mean...

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Uh O and 3

 Well 3 games in to the NBA season and no surprise, Los Angeles has a team that could play in the NBA Finals.

Look at all those tattoos!

  THE CLIPPERS

Yes, you read that right…

  Following an 0-2 start, Lakers guard, Kobe Bryant, said concerned fans needed to “shut up; let us work.” Even hinting they were dumb. Losing at home to the Mavericks on opening night and in Portland the following evening didn’t worry the 5-time champion.

   But losing the “Battle of the Building” to the now 2-0 Clippers, 105-95, on Friday had Kobe singing a different tune…..and it wasn’t Gangnam Style.

 “It’s time to panic right now,” Bryant said afterward.  Making it worse…the Clippers have four former Lakers on their squad. (Lamar Odom, Caron Butler, Matt Barnes and Ronny Turiaf)

  At 0-3, the Lakers are in last place, have not led in a second half and have equaled their worst start since 1978 and are on pace to lose every game….0-82.

All smiles?

Never mind an 0-8 preseason…

   There are already loud cries from Lakers fans for Head Coach,  Mike Brown (LeBron’s old valet) to be fired. Steve Nash shipped back to Canada to repair his broken leg (free healthcare)…and Dwight Howard traded again.

  While those that aren’t fans of the purple and gold seem to think everything is A okay…”wait till April…”

Truthfully it’s some place in the middle.

  In LA… if the 405 is closed…PANIC…Starbucks stops making mocha frappe whatever…WORRY…Plastic surgeon runs out of Botox…MAYHEM.

Relax Mike...they still sell the mocha frappe whatever...

 But the 2012-13 Lakers…no need to fear yet.

Here’s why.

Steve Blake has been terrific the first three games….his flopping seems to be in mid-season form.

Pau Gasol is STILL tall.

 Maybe it's me....but this guy looks a lot like Ron Artest.

Metta World Peace isn’t Ron Artest.


Dwight Howard looks like a pair of former Lakers championship centers! Shaq at the free throw line & Andrew Bynum with the cheap fouls!

Antawn Jamison still hasn’t realize the W is supposed to go before the second A in his first name..

Power Forward Jordan Hill hasn’t assaulted anyone THIS season..

 Mike Brown doesn’t need a special chair to watch games and  he’s not “dating” the owner’s daughter.

And Kobe….well he makes $27 million this season…so plenty of spare change for room service “allegedly”

That's cute....

Enjoy the NBA season LALA land…because it’s going to be a long one!


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CA$ANOVA RODRIGUEZ

  From the best player in baseball to the most romantic man on the bench..and it all happened quicker than a fastball from Justin Verlander.

   

Clearly "fired" his hair stylist

 The life and career of “Casanova” or  Alex Rodriguez these days is about as ridiculous as the hairdo Donald Trump sports or ARod’s salary…..$30 MILLION….I’LL REPEAT THAT…$30 MILLION.  Making him the most expensive cheerleader in sports (ahead of LeBron).

   

  Another injury riddled season where “The guy Raul Ibanez pinch hits for”, played in 122 games…hit .272 with 18 home runs and a WHOPPING 57 RBIs.  Then a postseason where his manager has pinch hit for and benched him while “The Captain” Derek Jeter breaks his ankle fielding a groundball.

  So, there’s no way things could actually get worse for ARod…right? Not if the New York Post has anything to say or print about it.

  The Post reported that Rodriguez was openly flirting with two blonde female fans sitting near the New York dugout during Game 1 of the American League Championship Series at Yankee Stadium last Saturday night…you know the game Jeter got hurt.

  Should he fear his teammates? Fans?  Not more than his current girlfriend and former World Wrestling Entertainment performer Torrie Wilson.

Dump the cheerleader and call me :)

  Now I didn’t see the “two blonde female fans” but I have seen Torrie Wilson…

This should answer any questions as to why Rodriguez can no longer hit.

Steroids? Maybe…

Loss of Interest? Possibly..

It’s HIS EYESIGHT! He is clearly blind!

 Everyone says, “When you turn 40 it all goes to hell.”….Unless you’re Hugh Hefner..

Taking it in from THE BENCH

   At 37 ARod has lost or is quickly losing his ability to see. Instead of booing and patronizing the expensive cheerleader. We should rally behind him and chip in for a pair of bifocals…you know since he can’t afford a pair or an eye examine. Have you seen health care costs in this country? Because ARod hasn’t. ….or anything since August for that matter.

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