As the legend of “Johnny
Football” reaches a fever pitch nationwide…(ie. TebowMania)..it now seems the
redshirt freshman is the Heisman frontrunner.
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| The Mugshot |
Johnny Manziel met the
media for the first time this week…But there are still plenty of things people don’t
know about the 19-year-old..known as “Johnny Football” from Tyler, Texas.
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| Striking the pose? |
Johnny Football carved his thanksgiving turkey…with a
spoon..
Johnny Football once jumped off the fiscal cliff..
Tim Tebow thinks about Johnny Football when he “Tebows”
Johnny Football made Skip Bayless forget about Tim
Tebow..
The Los Angeles Lakers hired Mike D’Antoni as head
coach..because Johnny Football was unavailable.
Johnny Football is actually left handed…
Johnny Football runs fast in slow motion.
Johnny Football ran the 100 yard dash in 4.1 seconds…blindfolded…backwards.
Johnny Football doesn’t sink or swim…
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| Not really right handed... |
Football is actually Johnny Football’s worst sport…
Johnny Football could make Lane Kiffin coach of the year…
Johnny Football “sawed varsity’s horns off” with his
hands behind his back.
Johnny Football doesn’t have to wait to go swimming after
he eats.
Johnny Football scored a touchdown while golfing…
Auburn paid Johnny Football just to beat them this
season..
Charlie Sheen only has Tiger Blood because Johnny
Football wasn’t giving his up..
Johnny Football taught Chesley
"Sully"
Sullenberger how to land a plane on the Hudson River.
Johnny
Football’s interceptions cure world hunger..
The
sun wears glasses for protection from Johnny Football..
Johnny
Football would never marry a Kardashian…a Kardashian would marry Johnny
Football.
Johnny
Football made Scooby Doo cool.
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