Who would have thought that with every Bay
Area gym membership, comes a 50 game suspension from Major League Baseball?
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| He just looks like he has elevated testosterone levels... |
One week after San
Francisco Giants, left fielder, Melky Cabrera was suspended 50 games for
testing positive for increased levels of testosterone…Oakland Athletics
pitcher, Bartolo Colon met the same fate.
Those familiar with
Colon’s work probably asked the obvious questions…”Did he use steroids as one
of his free pizza toppings he was entitled with his Domino’s gift card?" OR "Did he eat Melky?”
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| Criminal Mastermind? |
The “Melk Man” hasn’t
been seen or heard from since his spot on impression of a former Giants
outfielder…allegedly…There was the news that Melky tried creating a FAKE
steroid website based out of the Dominican Republic that sells “tainted supplements.”
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| Said Former Giants Outfielder.... |
Roger Clemens
beating the government at 50 years old, and then trying a comeback to Major
League Baseball to beat the Pittsburgh Pirates this season…that’s predictable….Melky
Cabrera a baseball player by day, and a computer programming evil genius by
night…that’s crazier than a night of partying with Prince Harry (see TMZ).
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| The ladies must love the hat.... |
Unfortunately the
news of this year’s All Star Game MVP, and one of the A’s top starters testing
positive for elevated levels of testosterone shouldn’t be a surprise. The cheaters and chemists are
still one step ahead of testers. Sure…former Miami Dolphins wide receiver, Chad
Johnson, isn’t smart enough to say, “no thanks” when asked if he’d like a
receipt for those condoms he just bought…(leading to a domestic dispute…divorce..and
release from the Dolphins) but drug testing is supposed to be more scientific…right?
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| Throwing into triple coverage since 1864... |
Wrong. Until
leagues start blood testing and create harsher penalties for first time
offenders, steroid suspensions will remain as common as a Brett Favre un-retirement
rumor…..
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