Caught Cheating....Allegedly

   Who would have thought that with every Bay Area gym membership, comes a 50 game suspension from Major League Baseball?

He just looks like he has elevated testosterone levels...

   One week after San Francisco Giants, left fielder, Melky Cabrera was suspended 50 games for testing positive for increased levels of testosterone…Oakland Athletics pitcher, Bartolo Colon met the same fate.

   Those familiar with Colon’s work probably asked the obvious questions…”Did he use steroids as one of his free pizza toppings he was entitled with his Domino’s gift card?" OR "Did he eat Melky?”

Criminal Mastermind?

   The “Melk Man” hasn’t been seen or heard from since his spot on impression of a former Giants outfielder…allegedly…There was the news that Melky tried creating a FAKE steroid website based out of the Dominican Republic that sells “tainted supplements.”

Said Former Giants Outfielder....

   
  Roger Clemens beating the government at 50 years old, and then trying a comeback to Major League Baseball to beat the Pittsburgh Pirates this season…that’s predictable….Melky Cabrera a baseball player by day, and a computer programming evil genius by night…that’s crazier than a night of partying with Prince Harry (see TMZ).  

The ladies must love the hat....

   Unfortunately the news of this year’s All Star Game MVP, and one of the A’s top starters testing positive for elevated levels of testosterone shouldn’t be a surprise. The cheaters and chemists are still one step ahead of testers. Sure…former Miami Dolphins wide receiver, Chad Johnson, isn’t smart enough to say, “no thanks” when asked if he’d like a receipt for those condoms he just bought…(leading to a domestic dispute…divorce..and release from the Dolphins) but drug testing is supposed to be more scientific…right?

Throwing into triple coverage since 1864...

   Wrong. Until leagues start blood testing and create harsher penalties for first time offenders, steroid suspensions will remain as common as a Brett Favre un-retirement rumor…..

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