What to Expect NFL 2012

Brandon Weeden...he just looks confused..

Now that Week 1 of the NFL season is the opposite of a pass from Cleveland Browns Rookie QB, Brandon Weeden…complete (12 for 35 4 Ints on Sunday vs. Eagles) it’s time to take a look at what we can expect for the 2012 football season.

16 teams are on pace to go 16-0 this season (watch out 72’ Miami Dolphins and post Spygate Patriots!)

16 teams are on pace to go 0-16 this season (make room 2008 Detroit Lions)

Eli Manning IS NOT an elite quarterback on Wednesday nights

Tony Romo IS an elite quarterback on Wednesday nights

Jerry Jones’ glasses can never be too clean

Redskins QB, Robert Griffin III, is the best quarterback with a roman numeral in NFL history  

The Oakland Raiders are the best football team playing home games on a baseball field….(only 1 as well)

Someone should let Colts QB, Andrew Luck know that the Colts already won the “Suck for Luck” campaign…(Bears 41 Colts 21)

The San Diego Chargers are the best professional sports team in San Diego…whatever that means.

A healthy looking throw, beating the Dog Pound

Philadelphia Eagles QB, Michael Vick, is actually capable of playing an entire NFL game without getting injured..(however, he prefers not to)

The St.  Louis Rams will always be the 2^nd best team on the field…

Patriots QB, Tom Brady is the toughest metrosexual  his teammate, Wes Welker, has ever met…(according to tmz.com)

Tennessee Titans RB, Chris Johnson, must be resting up for his race with Olympian sprinter , Usain Bolt…( 11 carries..4 yards in Week 1 vs. Pats)

Kansas City Chiefs fans only have to endure 7 more home games this season…!

The Atlanta Falcons offense understands how to score touchdowns..it would just prefer not to in the playoffs (2011 Playoffs Giants 24 Falcons 2)

The Minnesota Vikings are bad…but the Jacksonville Jaguars are WORSE (Vikings 26 Jaguars 23 F/OT)

The New York Jets may not be the best team in the NFL…but they’re the most entertaining circus in the country…so take that Cirque Du Soleil

Who doesn't love the circus?

Tim Tebow is a below average QB, FB, WR, and punt protector…but Skip Bayless will always love him! XOXO

A tip for Dolphins rookie QB, Ryan Tannehill, the best passes are the ones that AREN’T tipped….(3 ints vs. Texans)

Texans RB, Arian Foster isn’t great with names…

Not only will 49ers head coach, Jim Harbaugh, abuse you after the game…the defense will during the game as well…(just ask the Packers)

The New Orleans Saints defense DOES NOT have bounties on players...just look at what they let the Redskins do to them..(40 points..in a loss)

Green Bay Packers QB, Aaron Rodgers may have spent some time with Brett Favre this off season (1int vs. 49ers)

Cut That Meat!!!!

Peyton Manning  still knows how to bark audibles at the line of scrimmage…so that means he’s back…your move Tom Brady..


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