CA$ANOVA RODRIGUEZ

  From the best player in baseball to the most romantic man on the bench..and it all happened quicker than a fastball from Justin Verlander.

   

Clearly "fired" his hair stylist

 The life and career of “Casanova” or  Alex Rodriguez these days is about as ridiculous as the hairdo Donald Trump sports or ARod’s salary…..$30 MILLION….I’LL REPEAT THAT…$30 MILLION.  Making him the most expensive cheerleader in sports (ahead of LeBron).

   

  Another injury riddled season where “The guy Raul Ibanez pinch hits for”, played in 122 games…hit .272 with 18 home runs and a WHOPPING 57 RBIs.  Then a postseason where his manager has pinch hit for and benched him while “The Captain” Derek Jeter breaks his ankle fielding a groundball.

  So, there’s no way things could actually get worse for ARod…right? Not if the New York Post has anything to say or print about it.

  The Post reported that Rodriguez was openly flirting with two blonde female fans sitting near the New York dugout during Game 1 of the American League Championship Series at Yankee Stadium last Saturday night…you know the game Jeter got hurt.

  Should he fear his teammates? Fans?  Not more than his current girlfriend and former World Wrestling Entertainment performer Torrie Wilson.

Dump the cheerleader and call me :)

  Now I didn’t see the “two blonde female fans” but I have seen Torrie Wilson…

This should answer any questions as to why Rodriguez can no longer hit.

Steroids? Maybe…

Loss of Interest? Possibly..

It’s HIS EYESIGHT! He is clearly blind!

 Everyone says, “When you turn 40 it all goes to hell.”….Unless you’re Hugh Hefner..

Taking it in from THE BENCH

   At 37 ARod has lost or is quickly losing his ability to see. Instead of booing and patronizing the expensive cheerleader. We should rally behind him and chip in for a pair of bifocals…you know since he can’t afford a pair or an eye examine. Have you seen health care costs in this country? Because ARod hasn’t. ….or anything since August for that matter.

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